Character Name: Nico Robin
Series: One PieceAge: 28
Job: Culture Festival Coordinator
Canon: Robin is the seventh member of a pirate crew known as the Straw-hats, but is more of an archaelogist than pirate. Quiet, gentle, and emotionally reserved, she loves studying history and spends most of her time reading whilst chaos erupts around her. Usually, Robin speaks up only when she finds something of interest. However, she has a hidden playful nature and enjoys making macabre statements at inappropriate times. With Devil Fruit powers that allow her to multiply a hundred copies of her body parts on any surface she can see, she can molest strangle attackers from yards away. Because of this, she has naught but an amused smile for imminent danger.
Due to her tragic backstory, Robin's left jaded with a chockload of Issues, so she distances herself from people and calls them by their titles instead of their names (eg. Sanji = Cook-san). All the same, she remains to be the most intelligent, the most sensible, and without a doubt, the most sexy member of the Straw-hat crew.
Note: Robin is taken after the Enies Lobby arc.Sample Post:My. Is it always this lively here?
I had arrived on this isolated swamp region with the intention to study your fascinating undead civilisation. Instead, your charming Director stepped out to make a proposition - as long as I educate young children on the wonders of archaelogy, I may study as many of her rotting subjects as I wished. Teaching is not a style I'm familiar with, but it is rather difficult to refuse when one is dangled over a pit of boiling water.
Having said that, good morning children. As of today, I shall be your new culture festival coordinator. Ninja and their dots, pilots and their war angst, athletes and their closet homoerotic desires, these are but a few of the colourful customs you can share with each other. And what better way to promote understanding than monthly festivals in celebration of their most special traits?
--ah, Savepoint-san, a refill on this exquisite toucan juice please.
Where was I? Oh yes. Take, as an example, the culture I am most familiar with - one of pirates. Rather unfortunate that alcohol is banned here, but I'm sure an elegant cocktail of fruits will unmask a range of hangovers for you. Generous little creatures, these darling save points are more than willing to guide you on treasure hunts through wild terrain to plunder "booty". Given how common giant water creatures are in the high seas, a day in the life of a pirate can even be experienced through a merry sail across the lake. Don't worry, Rapist-san has agreed to this exercise on the terms that she will keep the raft intact for the next courageous soul.
Now, plans are easily made, but I'm afraid it's impossible to work entirely on my own. Booths need to be manned, and props like the raft require strong hands to build them. Given my lack of knowledge on your respective traditions, you will have to be my teachers as well. How does one manufacture such a smooth drink from wild toucans, I wonder.
I will thus require volunteers to offer their services. Interested parties, please seek for Nico Robin in--
... why thank you, but I do believe interviews are a little difficult to conduct in bed.
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here. In @ 91.8%]